Squirrely Bulger

The grey squirrel that visited the gutter outside our BR window every morning at 6:30 am yesterday branched out, first into the other end of the same gutter, then inside the walls somewhere, ending up behind the kitchen sink. That was IT for me.

So we captured him, easy-peasy, using the Havaheart trap and some PB crackers. Then he was "disappeared" into "the Witness Protection Program." The neighbors are actually pretty psyched - he was chewing on their house too, as well as their shed and, they said, eating bird eggs out of a nest in their eaves.

We don't "do" due process and there are no public defenders. Good thing Whitey didn't end up over here.